MASK OR MENACE IC INBOX

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WALLY WEST
"You've reached the personal voice mail of the Wall-man. The honor is yours! Leave your deets, I'll holla back atcha."
[ BEEP. ]

KID FLASH
"This is the contact for Kid Flash. If it's an emergency, call Robin; he'll know where I am. Otherwise, leave your info and I'll get you back ASAP."
[ BEEP. ]


[ voice | text | email | action ]

( Please specify in tag subject line if the contact is for Wally West or Kid Flash! )

Comments

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r u drunk texting me rn

[heavyhitter]

no its moyre like a ottally wasted text
from a pancake world
i hope u know the class act u marreid

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im gonna renew the heck outta my vows in exchange for this gift

take a pic of the pancakes if there are less than four i will be inconsolable

[heavyhitter]

[ it takes her a bit, but eventually comes a cellphone picture of a stack of at least 11 pancakes, drenched in syrup, with the caption: this si the edn of me ]

[runningstart]

omg

order bacon layer that masterpiece

[heavyhitter]

etyfg aa yrying miil
wtf r u trying to kill me*

[runningstart]

well i mean if you dont think u can handle it

i dont want u to hurt yourself attempting something beyond you

[heavyhitter]

[ it takes like 10 minutes, but another picture comes in: at least 15 pancakes, with bacon piled on top. the caption this time: fuck u ]

[runningstart]

H E H

enjoy that stack of cholesterol to the fullest

i love u dear

[heavyhitter]

if this ia a plot to kll me and get my money then JOKES ON U, I PLAN TO BE FLAY BROKE AFTER IM BACK FROMVEGAS

[runningstart]

REVERSE JOKE i took out a life insurance policy on you im gonna be disgustingly rich

[heavyhitter]

shit
im gonna haunt the fuck utta u

[runningstart]

u already said that before its kind of lost its threatening nature

what about
ur gonna make me sleep with the fishes

[heavyhitter]

waiy i did what the fuck
also NO thats cultura l approaiat
approat

appropriation, asshoel

[runningstart]

quoting fake italian mafia stuff is cultural appropriation??????

[heavyhitter]

1 YEA 2 who says its fake

[runningstart]

its like in every cliche movie how is it real

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wait r u italian do i finally know something about u

[heavyhitter]

ye scongrats!!!! and may be my great gret grandpa was mafia and maybe eh drowned so SENSITIVITY WOULD BE NIEC

[runningstart]

ok ok im sorry

i mean

did u even KNOW ur great great grandad

[heavyhitter]

yeag maybe i DID maybw im real sad

[heavyhitter]

or maybe i m just real drunk who knows

[runningstart]

how about u eat ur heart attack stack instead of lying 2 me

[heavyhitter]

but if i stopyd lying to u what woudl we ever talk about?? lying is 90% of my convos

[runningstart]

thats true and the mystery just helps keep the passion in the relationship

or the fire

the firey passion