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MASK OR MENACE IC INBOX

WALLY WEST
"You've reached the personal voice mail of the Wall-man. The honor is yours! Leave your deets, I'll holla back atcha."
[ BEEP. ]

KID FLASH
"This is the contact for Kid Flash. If it's an emergency, call Robin; he'll know where I am. Otherwise, leave your info and I'll get you back ASAP."
[ BEEP. ]

[ voice | text | email | action ]

( Please specify in tag subject line if the contact is for Wally West or Kid Flash! )

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dude hes a barry allen in some universe and he knows grandma iris and he can run

probably

i mean i think he can run thats pretty universe consistent right i mean other versions of me can run and i bet other versions of you can too and like in blues universe theres still a bart whos barrys grandson and a wally whos his nephew

like either way were all family right?

NO

HES STUPID AND SCRAWNY AND HES NEVER HELPED ME BUILD A SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT I DONT CARE ABOUT HIM LEAVE ME ALONE

well you wont know if this one would help you if you dont talk to him

[Well it makes sense to him.

Also sorry, Wally, but this is about family. The only way Bart's going to leave this alone is if Wally just flat out stops answering.]

I DONT NEED HIS STUPID HELP IM A SCIENTIFIC PRODIGY

[that is a problem because wally is one of those irritating people who likes to have the last word]

then what r u mad about????

[HE JUST DOESN'T GET IT]

WHAT DO YOU THINK

i dunno thats why im asking!

i mean even if he doesnt know about all the stuff with us or knows some other wally and maybe some other me i dunno it still feels like he might be family

[Although he and Barry having literally the same exact name also helps things]

well hes not

yknow i wasnt family to you until i got here

[You better bet he's gonna go for the cheap shots- after all, family is more or less on the line.]

thats not fair

and its different anyway
why do you care if i talk to this guy its not like you CANT talk to him

well its true

i dunno i mean
itd just be crash if the three of us got along

[You know. In a nice, friendly, non-retired, no death kind of way.]

you mean like home
but better because im apparently a huge jerk there

[No, Wally. Not because you're a huge jerk. Because you're dead and this is Bart's only chance to have a real family, now.]

yeah i mean you arent that big of a jerk just busy and i think it was just because of the artemis dying but not dying thing

[Yes but the 'being dead' thing is largely ignored, GET WITH THE PROGRAM, BART.]

look if i HAVE to talk to him for whatever reason then fine
but hes pretty much a stranger and its not gonna be like home or better than home

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