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MASK OR MENACE IC INBOX

WALLY WEST
"You've reached the personal voice mail of the Wall-man. The honor is yours! Leave your deets, I'll holla back atcha."
[ BEEP. ]

KID FLASH
"This is the contact for Kid Flash. If it's an emergency, call Robin; he'll know where I am. Otherwise, leave your info and I'll get you back ASAP."
[ BEEP. ]

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[ Wait why is Wally allowed to leave when he's not allowed to leave? UNFAIR. He's getting followed to the kitchen. ]

So I should stick around after I kiss you.

[FUMBLING DISHES INTO SINK wow that was loud]

Yyyyes. That's what I'm saying. [Wally studiously checks to make sure he didn't crack the lasagna pan.]

[ Robin winces, half in sympathy and half because that was really noisy. ]

You're gonna break the sink, dude.

[ He folds his arms, considering Wally. ] But sure. I can do that. I mean, that is the goal. Un-weirding it.

Exactly. [Wally points at Robin.] Yes. That.

See, now you're all tense! This is exactly what I didn't want.

[ jeeeeeeeeez why is talking the worst ]

Look, dude, I think we should go sit on the couch and watch a bad sci-fi movie 'til it gets dark enough to go patrol. And we can snuggle, but only exactly as much as we always do.

Mmm...only if you don't call it snuggling. Pick something more manly.

Hmmmmm...

An incredibly slow-motion body slam?

Yeah okay, I can do that. Let's watch movies and body-check.

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