MASK OR MENACE IC INBOX

[runningstart]

WALLY WEST
"You've reached the personal voice mail of the Wall-man. The honor is yours! Leave your deets, I'll holla back atcha."
[ BEEP. ]

KID FLASH
"This is the contact for Kid Flash. If it's an emergency, call Robin; he'll know where I am. Otherwise, leave your info and I'll get you back ASAP."
[ BEEP. ]


[ voice | text | email | action ]

( Please specify in tag subject line if the contact is for Wally West or Kid Flash! )

Comments

[runningstart]

Oh good, I have something to look forward to. [Wally shoves an egg roll into his mouth.] You blacking out, I mean, not the hours of material.

[performance]

Promise me one thing.

[ He places his hand over Wally's, looking up at him, suddenly completely solemn. ]

Promise me you'll draw all over my face. Promise me you'll take pictures.

[runningstart]

I'm not just gonna take pics dude, I'll Instagram it. You'll be internet famous for 'the guy who has a lot of dicks drawn on his face.'

[performance]

You can put it in your scrapbook. Now hey, food me.

[ He opens his mouth wide like a baby bird. ]

[runningstart]

[Wally plucks a piece of orange chicken off his carpet and drops it into Dick's mouth. Enjoy that rich boy.]

[performance]

Pfflech—!

[ Dick sputters, choking and gagging and smacking Wally in the ribs as he spits it back onto the carpet. ENJOY THAT, WEIRD GINGER. ]

[runningstart]

Ow. It's just a little dirt, Dick, don't be such a baby. Yeesh, rich kids. [He shoves Dick off his lap, though he does help him back up onto the bed. ...maybe he should pick up a little.

Maybe later.

Wally sits down on the edge of the bed, elbows on his knees.]

Thanks.

[performance]

[ It's an abrupt change of mood, and it takes Dick a second too long to shift gears. ]

Huh?

[runningstart]

Just say 'you're welcome,' would you?

[performance]

[ . . . oh. ]

Hey. Don't mention it.

[ Dick punches his shoulder gently. ]