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MASK OR MENACE IC INBOX

WALLY WEST
"You've reached the personal voice mail of the Wall-man. The honor is yours! Leave your deets, I'll holla back atcha."
[ BEEP. ]

KID FLASH
"This is the contact for Kid Flash. If it's an emergency, call Robin; he'll know where I am. Otherwise, leave your info and I'll get you back ASAP."
[ BEEP. ]

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That's why I leave the shopping lists to Megan and just carry stuff. Plus, she does most of the cooking anyway.

That's another thing I can't handle here, there's so much cooking to do! Like, every day! I can't handle that kind of responsibility. [He's been buying lots of frozen stuff. In bulk. Guess how many Pizza Rolls he had yesterday!]

I've been living off of take-out and things that don't involve cooking. We definitely need to find someone who can cook, maybe we could pay them to cook for us. [He feels you, man. Ugh, no thanks. When someone starts eating them by the bagful, Conner's not keen to keep count.]

I'm spending like 90% of what I earn on food already, dude. I dunno who I'm gonna pay to cook. [Wally grabs Conner's sleeve and turns into a clothing store. Try not to get an entire rack of the same shirt again, pal.]

Shame that we don't have Batman's credit card anymore. [Which...how does that even work? How does a masked hero get a credit card? Does he have to sign for it as The Batman?]

Did they stick you with a part-time job too? If they did, you could always get a full-time one.

Nah, can't. The labor laws here say you gotta be eighteen to work full-time. [Wally flips through a few shirts boredly. None of these are his colors, ugh.]

I hope we're not here long enough for us to turn eighteen. [SB sort of lazily browses through them. Chances are he will get the same plain black t-shirts.]

Hey, are you going to school?

Nope. Not on your life. [Wally picks out this horribly garish yellow t-shirt with white stripes. no.] I mean, obviously if it was literally on your life then I would give it some serious consideration, but no. [oh he puts it back thank god]

If you can't get a full-time job and aren't going to school, what are you going to do with all of that time? [Plz don't tell him you're gonna watch tv all day. Oh look. T-shirts.]

[sb ur grabbin like four plain black t-shirts

granted that is cost-efficient but not stylish c'mon don't u want this hawaiian print button down instead]

Probably watch TV.

[No. Just because we're in Florida doesn't mean we have to look like natives.]

Won't you get bored with that? [Now he's just imagining three days straight in front of the tv until his mother kicked the both out.]

[no no no no TOURISTS wear these sb and itll look great on u]

Probably not. I mean, there's a whole world of TV shows I've never seen, so I'm pretty sure I've got at least a good three or four months before it gets old.

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