MASK OR MENACE IC INBOX

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WALLY WEST
"You've reached the personal voice mail of the Wall-man. The honor is yours! Leave your deets, I'll holla back atcha."
[ BEEP. ]

KID FLASH
"This is the contact for Kid Flash. If it's an emergency, call Robin; he'll know where I am. Otherwise, leave your info and I'll get you back ASAP."
[ BEEP. ]


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Comments

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[Wally scrubs at his face until his cheeks are red.]

Okay...yeah, fine, okay. I know what you're saying, I get it. So what should I do about this? If I can't fix this problem right away, what can I do?

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Until we can figure this out? I don't know, dude... try and find the stuff that makes life worth living again.

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[Right. The stuff that makes it worth living. Just trying to fight off your own death isn't enough; otherwise, people wouldn't be able to get old and pass away peacefully, right?]

...like endless breadsticks. And Beyonce.

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[ Dick can't help a little laugh, the corner of his mouth quirking up as he huffs. ]

Yeah! And making our roombas knife fight, and videos of dogs falling off couches. And you and me dressing up as a centaur for Halloween.

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Okay for the last time dude I am not gonna be the butt. You're the butt.

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I'll agree to a 50-50 butt custody arrangement, but it's a one-time offer.

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I'll rock-paper-scissors you for butt duty. [haha butt doodie]

[performance]

Really? And here I am trying to be fair about it...