MASK OR MENACE IC INBOX

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WALLY WEST
"You've reached the personal voice mail of the Wall-man. The honor is yours! Leave your deets, I'll holla back atcha."
[ BEEP. ]

KID FLASH
"This is the contact for Kid Flash. If it's an emergency, call Robin; he'll know where I am. Otherwise, leave your info and I'll get you back ASAP."
[ BEEP. ]


[ voice | text | email | action ]

( Please specify in tag subject line if the contact is for Wally West or Kid Flash! )

Comments

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Perfect. Maybe we can take a walk in the city. It's been a while since I've actually looked around.

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yknow i wonder why the porters are in the spots they are

like why just halfway up the east coast

whats wrong with the midwest or texas or up north

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[boobwindow]

I've wondered that, too.
Although Texas is kind of awful sometimes so I can see why NOT Texas.

[ Although Florida is a cesspool sometimes, too. ]

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R U KIDDING ME

texas has all the biggest food

72 oz steaks omg im in heaven

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[boobwindow]

The steaks are great, but the gun-totting folk aren't!

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[runningstart]

man texas isnt 100% gun toters

probably

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[boobwindow]

"Probably."

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hey jaime is from texas

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ok wait i just realized he literally totes the biggest guns of everybody

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[boobwindow]

Thankfully he's one of us?

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[runningstart]

thankfully hes jaime maybe

no offense to you but some superheroes dont need guns any bigger than the ones theyve already got

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[boobwindow]

Trust me, I know.