MASK OR MENACE IC INBOX

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WALLY WEST
"You've reached the personal voice mail of the Wall-man. The honor is yours! Leave your deets, I'll holla back atcha."
[ BEEP. ]

KID FLASH
"This is the contact for Kid Flash. If it's an emergency, call Robin; he'll know where I am. Otherwise, leave your info and I'll get you back ASAP."
[ BEEP. ]


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Comments

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It's not like you're not still Wally, anyway--you definitely act like the guy I know did when he was your age.

But I get that things might be weird for you--I asked James if he thought it was weird for me to get alternate universe versions of people I know a present, actually, but I guess I should've thought about who I was asking, huh?

[This is what he gets for having no friends his age.]

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yeah dont ask that guy

i dunno
im mean im not gonna say no to presents or anything so gift away

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you still didn't answer my question

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which question you asked me like five

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what do you want for christmas

[He's persistent.]

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food

i wasnt kidding or anything

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what kind of food?

you don't know if my wally likes the same things as you

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all food

dude is your wally picky
because we might as well be different people

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is it possible for a speedster to be picky?

still, you should've seen him react to some of the healthy stuff I tried to get him to eat.

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ok well i mean when you say healthy do you mean like broccoli or tofu

tofu is different theres something wrong with tofu