MASK OR MENACE IC INBOX

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WALLY WEST
"You've reached the personal voice mail of the Wall-man. The honor is yours! Leave your deets, I'll holla back atcha."
[ BEEP. ]

KID FLASH
"This is the contact for Kid Flash. If it's an emergency, call Robin; he'll know where I am. Otherwise, leave your info and I'll get you back ASAP."
[ BEEP. ]


[ voice | text | email | action ]

( Please specify in tag subject line if the contact is for Wally West or Kid Flash! )

Comments

text;

[sidecars]

Catch me in a good mood and we'll see

[ entitled much, Wally! ]

voice

[khajidont]

[If Jaime could choke on a laugh over a mental link, he would. As it is, Kid just gets a weird sort of sound of amusement coming from Jaime's mind alone, which is a little bizarre.]

Ohhhh my god, for real? He was looking for a sidekick? Please tell me he pitched some names for you. Like Mustard Lad, or something.

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Okay for the last time dude I am not gonna be the butt. You're the butt.

Voice;

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Well lay it out for me dude, give me the deets. I'll confirm or deny right now.

[performance]

I'll agree to a 50-50 butt custody arrangement, but it's a one-time offer.

voice

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[what the hell was that noise] Dude no, he wasn't even original. He was gonna go with Condiment Kid. [...okay] And Robin actually got pretty offended at his lack of originality. I mean he was gagged and ketchup'd at the time so he couldn't say anything, but he wouldn't stop ranting about it for like two weeks afterward.

voice

[khajidont]

[sorry bruh he can't control the noises his mind makes]

You know, I still haven't ever heard him rant before. He stays pretty professional and junk.

[...when they're not both freaking the hell out or when Robin's not ranting about Wally, anyway.]

I'd like to hear those rants. Then again, I wouldn't mind seeing what this guy's costume looked like either.

text;

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no 1940s slang words
were trying to bag somebody in his age group

i dont want any redheaded grandmas coming up to him for some sugar

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I'll rock-paper-scissors you for butt duty. [haha butt doodie]

voice

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I'll draw you a picture. [it'll look horrible]

Robin's rants are funny because he gets squeaky the angrier he gets. If you can get him shrieking -it takes so much work dude, but it's so worth it.

[performance]

Really? And here I am trying to be fair about it...

voice

[khajidont]

Ehhh, well, I can give it a shot. 's not like we don't have the time.

[He has to find some form of entertainment around here.]

Gimme a hot topic issue. Like, is he really passionate about what he puts on his hamburgers, or something?

text; 3/3

[garrick]

Everything okay, kid?

[ Short and sweet, a shame Jay isn't a man of few words when he actually gets going.]

text;

[sidecars]

Now what's wrong with a sugar momma?

Besides, Dick likes my slang!
It would figure the person I set him up with should have that kind of humor too

[performance]

I'm still up for that ski trip.
Just saying.

voice

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Ask him about charity skimming. Oh man, does that really grind his gears. Especially philanthropists who set up these charities and go OH YEAH WE'LL TOTALLY BUILD WELLS FOR THOSE POOR VILLAGERS IN WHEREVER and then build two wells, take some photos and pocket six mil in donations before happily submitting their tax paperwork.

Go on, ask him. I'll wait.

text

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oh dude hey jay
yeah yeah im okay that was the worst but im fine

dude are YOU fine
werent you like alive and fighting crime during all this cold war stuff isnt this your time period

text forever

[garrick]

Good to hear it, kid.
And it was pretty bad out there.

I'm fine.
There hasn't been a war since the War of the Americas, and that was my old man fighting in those ones. Seems like Earth-2 got off lightly.

voice

[khajidont]

I mean, it's a reasonable thing to get mad about. But hey, why not, I got nothing better to do. I'll call you if anything changes, 'kay? Or if his response is really funny; whichever one comes first.

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dude you and me BOTH ok lemme finish up this report for mr s ill be right over

r u at ur desk

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that sounds like none of what happened in my world so i guess thats good you didnt have to do the whole ww2 thing

that sucked on a global scale like seriously it was jacked

[performance]

Yeah. I've been bug testing since this morning. B-O-R-I-N-G.

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99 bugs to find in the code
99 bugs in the code

you find the bug
you take it out

[performance]

347 bugs in the code!

It's sad because it's true. :(

text I MISSED U

[khajidont]

So I think me and Ted may have accidentally adopted a dog