MASK OR MENACE IC INBOX

[runningstart]

WALLY WEST
"You've reached the personal voice mail of the Wall-man. The honor is yours! Leave your deets, I'll holla back atcha."
[ BEEP. ]

KID FLASH
"This is the contact for Kid Flash. If it's an emergency, call Robin; he'll know where I am. Otherwise, leave your info and I'll get you back ASAP."
[ BEEP. ]


[ voice | text | email | action ]

( Please specify in tag subject line if the contact is for Wally West or Kid Flash! )

Comments

[runningstart]

COOL!! ill forward u his info

[runningstart]

there done did u get it

[boobwindow]

Got it. I doubt it'd be hard to look up his info anyway.
Does he know about me?
Meeting people from alternate universes can be unsettling.

[runningstart]

no i didnt tell him yet but hes pretty good at adjusting

ssssometimes

[runningstart]

now that i think about it hes not that good at adjusting lemme warn him first

[boobwindow]

Please.
I don't want to a Super thinking I'm some impostor.

[ Translation: it hurts to be punched in the face by another Kryptonian. ]

[runningstart]

im like 60% sure he wont do that

[boobwindow]

You really have to learn to stop and think before you talk, Wally.

[runningstart]

ok hes warned go introduce yourself

[boobwindow]

Alright, introductions underway.

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[khajidont]

You know, I haven't had a brain freeze at hyperspeed.

Sounds like you might have done some internal damage there. The important question is, are you going to do it again anyway

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[lyingheart]

[ how is he not dying from a sugar coma is he going to get hyper does he stop to breathe between bites how is he talking at the same time - mysteries on mysteries ]

Why not move in with your friends?

[ Seriously... he lives with Armin, who did just that, unofficial as it is. ]

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[projectkr]

That's why I leave the shopping lists to Megan and just carry stuff. Plus, she does most of the cooking anyway.

[runningstart]

do your best

be nice hes emotionally delicate

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[runningstart]

yes i am

ill be right over

[runningstart]

Tell you what, I'll forgive you for stalking me if you tell me who it is. I might want to date her! [please please please let it be someone really cute, he's been talking to a LOT of cute girls lately]

[performance]

That's almost the worst bribe I've ever heard.

[boobwindow]

I'll keep it in mind.

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[runningstart]

[Wally pauses with a cupcake half to his mouth.

...he honestly had not considered that. To be fair, until a couple days ago the only two people he'd move in with were Robin (who lives with him) and Artemis (no).]

Huh.

I dunno.

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[runningstart]

That's another thing I can't handle here, there's so much cooking to do! Like, every day! I can't handle that kind of responsibility. [He's been buying lots of frozen stuff. In bulk. Guess how many Pizza Rolls he had yesterday!]

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[lyingheart]

[ Annie lifts her eyebrows. She's mildly curious if he had just been complaining to complain. ]

It's an option... if the situation really doesn't sit well for you. If this is just complaining for the hell of it,then say so. I've noticed people our age have made that kind of idle complaining into an artform. Worse than olddrunkards and market workers..

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[runningstart]

[Wally points at her with his cupcake.] Yes, that. I wanted to complain like an old drunkard.

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[lyingheart]

[ She makes a small dismissive motion with her hand, settling back and feeling herself slowly cool down. She won't pay his complaining much mind outside of noting complaints, points of view, and personal tendencies. All the stuff she can't turn off anyway. ]

Alright. Complaints registered, cupcake drunkard. Levi and Erwin aren't a threat to you anyway. They fight to defend people, not to destroy them, no matter how messy they may be. You're not military. They can't reasonably expect differently.

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[runningstart]

The Erwin guy, whatever, sure. I don't see much of him.

Levi's definitely a threat though, don't tell me he's not. I'm pretty sure that if I wasn't so spry he'd have bashed my kneecaps in by now. [and it's looking more and more likely by the day]

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[alofts]

if decide to come slinking back anytime soon i moved the spare key under the door mat in the back