MASK OR MENACE IC INBOX

[runningstart]

WALLY WEST
"You've reached the personal voice mail of the Wall-man. The honor is yours! Leave your deets, I'll holla back atcha."
[ BEEP. ]

KID FLASH
"This is the contact for Kid Flash. If it's an emergency, call Robin; he'll know where I am. Otherwise, leave your info and I'll get you back ASAP."
[ BEEP. ]


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Comments

[runningstart]

didnt you just win a jello wrestling trophy and post evidence of it all over the network

[airshow]

I'm not seeing the contradiction here.

[you_tried]

Wait, is he registered? They'll pay for it if he is.

[maglevflash]

That was terrible.

[Can you tell she's laughing?]

[runningstart]

you also ran away from a flock of flamingos

[runningstart]

He's not.

Neither of us are. [And the reasons for Registering pile up even further. Feels an awful lot like being strong-armed into it.]

[runningstart]

dont blame me blame the pringles marketing team

now im hungry
dammit

i gotta stop for a refill

[airshow]

It was a tactical retreat!

[maglevflash]

Are you still going to head out here?

I probably owe you lunch for dealing with my newbie freakout.

[you_tried]

Oh. Crap. Okay. Well... look, we'll figure something out. Between everyone here, we can take care of whatever comes up. You kids shouldn't have to be on your own for that stuff.

[runningstart]

badasses dont tactically retreat from flamigos

[runningstart]

Dude, 'we kids' have been on our own for like a year. And in case you didn't notice, you called another kid when the kid you were hanging out with fell over.

[airshow]

Serious question: have you ever seen one up close?
THEY'RE THE HEIGHT OF A FULL GROWN MAN
AND THEY'RE PINK BECAUSE THEY BATHE IN BLOOD

[runningstart]

oh dude id never say no to food

ill be there in like forty min

[you_tried]

Touchy. That's not what I meant.

—wait, seriously? How on your own is on your own?

[runningstart]

dude theres NO WAY theyre as tall as a full grown person im looking that up

[runningstart]

THEYRE LIKE FOUR FEET TALL YOU ARE SUCH A BABY

[airshow]

Oh I'm sorry, FOUR FEET TALL
A FLOCK OF ANGRY FOUR FOOT TALL BIRDS IS IN NO WAY TERRIFYING
YOU'VE SHOWN ME THE LIGHT

[ photos: exhibit a
exhibit b
exhibit c
exhibit d ]

[runningstart]

However on your own it gets? Dude, I'm pretty sure that out of our entire friend circle, Jaime and I are the only one with parents and they're not exactly here. We live by ourselves, have jobs, I guess sometimes cook or something. Pay the bills- I just did my taxes three months ago. Taxes! I feel so old and boring just saying it.

But what are we supposed to do? Besides, anything any of us don't know how to do, Robin pretty much knows how to do so it's not like we're spinning our wheels. We look out for each other.

[runningstart]

THEY PROBABLY WEIGH TEN POUNDS EACH AND THEY LOOK LIKE THREE LETTERS OF THE ALPHABET GLUED TOGETHER

[runningstart]

AND THEYRE ALL FAKE IN THE LAST PIC ANYWAY

[airshow]

TOP NOTCH DETECTIVE WORK FLASH
CAN'T GET ANYTHING BY YOU

[runningstart]

DONT BE SUCH A JERK TRICKSTER

just because ur scared of a bunch of stupid birds
seriously didnt you face down the flash like every other weekend and THIS scares you

[airshow]

Counterpoint: your uncle isn't basically a fluffy dinosaur
And he never bit me

[runningstart]

he punched you

a whole lot of times