MASK OR MENACE IC INBOX

[runningstart]

WALLY WEST
"You've reached the personal voice mail of the Wall-man. The honor is yours! Leave your deets, I'll holla back atcha."
[ BEEP. ]

KID FLASH
"This is the contact for Kid Flash. If it's an emergency, call Robin; he'll know where I am. Otherwise, leave your info and I'll get you back ASAP."
[ BEEP. ]


[ voice | text | email | action ]

( Please specify in tag subject line if the contact is for Wally West or Kid Flash! )

Comments

[runningstart]

omg is this a drunk text

[runningstart]

r u drunk texting me rn

[runningstart]

im DEFINITELY not telling robin to call you NOW

[heavyhitter]

no its moyre like a ottally wasted text
from a pancake world
i hope u know the class act u marreid

[itistolaugh]

[Yeah, for that she's sending a selfie of her blowing a kiss.]

<3

[runningstart]

im gonna renew the heck outta my vows in exchange for this gift

take a pic of the pancakes if there are less than four i will be inconsolable

[heavyhitter]

[ it takes her a bit, but eventually comes a cellphone picture of a stack of at least 11 pancakes, drenched in syrup, with the caption: this si the edn of me ]

[runningstart]

omg

order bacon layer that masterpiece

[heavyhitter]

etyfg aa yrying miil
wtf r u trying to kill me*

[runningstart]

well i mean if you dont think u can handle it

i dont want u to hurt yourself attempting something beyond you

[heavyhitter]

[ it takes like 10 minutes, but another picture comes in: at least 15 pancakes, with bacon piled on top. the caption this time: fuck u ]

Call;

[maglevflash]

[And a couple hours later she's taking refuge and trying to calm down as she calls him, a little frantic and hoping he'll answer.]

[runningstart]

[KF doesn't pick up until the fifth ring, out of breath.] You okay?

[runningstart]

H E H

enjoy that stack of cholesterol to the fullest

i love u dear

[heavyhitter]

if this ia a plot to kll me and get my money then JOKES ON U, I PLAN TO BE FLAY BROKE AFTER IM BACK FROMVEGAS

[runningstart]

REVERSE JOKE i took out a life insurance policy on you im gonna be disgustingly rich

[heavyhitter]

shit
im gonna haunt the fuck utta u

[maglevflash]

[She's breathing pretty hard herself, and it takes her a moment to answer.]

Remember how I said they might have been merging? Well, there are a lot more of them than I expected!

[runningstart]

u already said that before its kind of lost its threatening nature

what about
ur gonna make me sleep with the fishes

[heavyhitter]

waiy i did what the fuck
also NO thats cultura l approaiat
approat

appropriation, asshoel

[runningstart]

[shit why is she hot that's unfair]

im gonna post copies of this in all of robins dirty mags

[like wally would even be able to find them if robin had any to begin with]

[runningstart]

Whoa okay like- Okay look. [Naturally Robin's doing something and warned Wally that he was going to be practicing radio silence so he's absolutely not going to pick up his phone, of course.] -Look, I'm not usually the strategy guy, I'm usually the 'run around and punch the dudes' guy.

All you gotta do is stay calm and- I mean Gogo, c'mon, you're faster than those things, right? Take out as many as possible before they join up with the big guy, then deal with the big guy!

[runningstart]

quoting fake italian mafia stuff is cultural appropriation??????

[heavyhitter]

1 YEA 2 who says its fake

[maglevflash]

[She clicks her tongue behind her teeth and takes a few seconds to breathe regularly.

She can still hear it sloshing a block away.]

KF, the big guy is the size of a bridge. My maglev is useless. The only thing I've been able to do is pull others out of the way, and the discs weren't meant to carry that kind of weight effectively. [This wasn't supposed to have been a testing phase, but at least now she knows what to fix.]