MASK OR MENACE IC INBOX

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WALLY WEST
"You've reached the personal voice mail of the Wall-man. The honor is yours! Leave your deets, I'll holla back atcha."
[ BEEP. ]

KID FLASH
"This is the contact for Kid Flash. If it's an emergency, call Robin; he'll know where I am. Otherwise, leave your info and I'll get you back ASAP."
[ BEEP. ]


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( Please specify in tag subject line if the contact is for Wally West or Kid Flash! )

Comments

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[maglevflash]

I'm too young to be a mother of three.

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[runningstart]

its ok baby ill drop outta school we can make this work

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[maglevflash]

They clearly take after you. They eat everything

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[runningstart]

daddys so proud

ill work 18 hr days to keep them fed

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[maglevflash]

but remember to spend time with them

If they grow up without their daddy they'll be sad

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[runningstart]

[shit

that was supposed to be part of the joke but that last part kind of
shit
okay moving on dont let her know]

definitely

ill b home every night ill tuck em in and read 2 them
take em to the park on weekends

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[maglevflash]

[That...that was a little personal for her too, in retrospect.]

We can't forget their little knitted helmets when we take them to the park.
The other kits will think they're cool.

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[runningstart]

kits

wait a minute what species are our babies

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[maglevflash]

If I tell you they're not human does that mean we're getting divorced?

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[runningstart]

no im not racist i have alien friends
an alien friend

idk maybe martian manhunter counts but hes more like a really quiet scary guy who stares at us than a friend

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[runningstart]

oh but kaldur also although hes not alien hes atlantean

and sb??? sb probably counts hes part alien dna

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[maglevflash]

You know I have no idea who they are, right?

What about M'gann?

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[runningstart]

wow u cant just ASK if someone is an alien gogo

GEEZ

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[maglevflash]

I was extrapolating. 8I

Our children are feline, btw. Welcome to catdadom.

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[runningstart]

oh

oh man
babe im sorry i gotta like
theres this thing outta town i gotta take care of

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[maglevflash]

Oh I see how it is.

The first sign of real responsibility and you flake.

...
are you allergic?

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[runningstart]

no i just prefer dogs

i dont like 2 work for my affection i want it showered upon me whenever i ask for it

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[maglevflash]

Doesn't explain why you're friends with me, then.

I can't do dogs. Don't spend enough time at home. Wouldn't be fair.

[runningstart]

ok fine i guess if u wanna be RESPONSIBLE about it

[maglevflash]

I would rather not have to figure out how to get pee out of my carpet cause I can't be home to let it outside.

[runningstart]

doggie diapers

[maglevflash]

omg what? no