[And Wally is 100%, past-the-point-of-no-return passed the fuck out. He's not waking up. In fact Wally usually sleeps like the absolute dead, kind of like a puppy off-switch. He'd been a deep sleeper ever since childhood, but having that increased metabolism just exacerbated it to the point where if he's down, he's down for hours and only direct intervention could disturb him.
Dick sitting his ninety-odd pounds on the edge of his bed is not gonna do it. Neither is a cold marker on his skin, even if his shoulders twitch every once in a while.
Dick's got his work cut out for him though, because Wally's been going out in a tank whenever possible and his shoulders and arms are covered in freckles. They were also covered in sunburn a few hours ago, but -and not for the last time- thank God for speedster metabolisms. He's already developed a pretty impressive tan line, obvious from how he's sprawled on his bed like some kind of gangly starfish, face-down into his pillow and still somehow managing to breathe. It's a mystery.
Whether Dick finishes or gets bored first, Wally will never know. In fact, he won't know anything until he drags himself out of bed at the crack of noon the following day, staggers blindly into the bathroom and turns on the shower.
His offended shriek echoes through the entire house.]
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Dick sitting his ninety-odd pounds on the edge of his bed is not gonna do it. Neither is a cold marker on his skin, even if his shoulders twitch every once in a while.
Dick's got his work cut out for him though, because Wally's been going out in a tank whenever possible and his shoulders and arms are covered in freckles. They were also covered in sunburn a few hours ago, but -and not for the last time- thank God for speedster metabolisms. He's already developed a pretty impressive tan line, obvious from how he's sprawled on his bed like some kind of gangly starfish, face-down into his pillow and still somehow managing to breathe. It's a mystery.
Whether Dick finishes or gets bored first, Wally will never know. In fact, he won't know anything until he drags himself out of bed at the crack of noon the following day, staggers blindly into the bathroom and turns on the shower.
His offended shriek echoes through the entire house.]
Dick! I'm gonna kill you-!