Yeah I'm not gonna judge. [damn right you aren't gonna judge, KID flash] Maybe because they started out with the -boy and -girl or whatever and by the time they hit legal voting age, it was already stuck. Who knows?

The point is this Condiment King guy was like, in his thirties. At least in his thirties, and he cared way too much about the opinions of a preteen and his super handsome already-a-teenager buddy. Anyway we got captured through no fault of my own [kid had slipped on a mayo packet] and he tied us to like, this skyscraper spire and ranted for a while as he tried to figure out a way to tell Batman that he'd kidnapped his precious Robin.