MASK OR MENACE IC INBOX

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WALLY WEST
"You've reached the personal voice mail of the Wall-man. The honor is yours! Leave your deets, I'll holla back atcha."
[ BEEP. ]

KID FLASH
"This is the contact for Kid Flash. If it's an emergency, call Robin; he'll know where I am. Otherwise, leave your info and I'll get you back ASAP."
[ BEEP. ]


[ voice | text | email | action ]

( Please specify in tag subject line if the contact is for Wally West or Kid Flash! )

Comments

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TED KORD and stripper carrot? thats weird

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apparently they havent read ur file

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[ A few minutes pass... ]

So they want me to prove I'm not the hacker. The one from the other day.

Their methods leave something to be desired.

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how the heck do u prove THAT

do they want an alibi or something i can verify it

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Worth a try?

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yeah tell them to call me
god this is stupid

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Okay, I gave them your info.

This guy is flipping through a folder and asking if I'm in a cyber-gang. I don't even know what that means. I don't know if he knows what that means.

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tell him that the computer screen has never been projected onto ur glasses not even once

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[khajidont]

Well it helps that he's not actually a stripper. Or a carrot for that matter but hey maybe Ted is an open minded dude who wouldn't mind being bffs with a stripper anyway.

But where did you get the carrot part from??

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and that youve never seen a floppy dick in ur LIFE

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DISK JFC

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dont remember but it left an impression

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[khajidont]

I'm still not really sure how you got stripper out of him either considering half the people in the cape community goes for the spandex look.

Which looks really uncomfortable, by the way, but I guess running around in like sweatpants probably wouldn't look very impressive

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[runningstart]

i am v sorry that not all of us have bug computers attached to our spines who can make armor appear out of thin air sorry about that

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HAHAHAHA hard dicks or get out

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He thinks I'm laughing at him. I hate you.

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maybe u should stop texting with ur brain while being interrogated

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but dont bc that would mean id have to get off the couch and rescue u

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More like stop texting me accidental dicks while I'm being interrogated. This is bo-ring. I think they're getting coffee and letting me stew in my guilt.

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[khajidont]

Don't apologize to me apologize to yourself. I'm very comfortable.

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[runningstart]

well guess what my uniform breathes like egyptian cotton alright
the boys downstairs dont like 2 b suffocated

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[khajidont]

Congratulations on your breathable uniform.

But mine has A/C which is actually a weirdly considerate feature for them to build in

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WHAT
YOU BASTARD

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i want a bug on my spine now

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u think long and hard about what u didnt do