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MASK OR MENACE IC INBOX

WALLY WEST
"You've reached the personal voice mail of the Wall-man. The honor is yours! Leave your deets, I'll holla back atcha."
[ BEEP. ]

KID FLASH
"This is the contact for Kid Flash. If it's an emergency, call Robin; he'll know where I am. Otherwise, leave your info and I'll get you back ASAP."
[ BEEP. ]

[ voice | text | email | action ]

( Please specify in tag subject line if the contact is for Wally West or Kid Flash! )

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Emailing it.

[ Dick sends him a list of history books — indeed, pruned down to five — and the short shopping list from earlier. Since when does Robin care about kitchen supplies, anyway? ]

dude u know that eggs and brown sugar are used in cooking rite

yknow the thing ppl do in the kitchen 2 make food

Seriously? What a bizarre coincidence!

did u hire some1 i sure hope so
im starving

I'm not doing anything!

What time are you getting home?

that is the most suspicious pair of sentences ive ever gotten from u

and i have gotten some shady crap from u i tell u what

Ever? That can't be true.

ok thereve been worse
but not many

what r u doing in our house

Curiosity killed the cat, Wally.

... Okay, that was a bad choice of phrase.

No one is going to die. For the record.

v. reassuring

ill be home in a couple hrs pls dont blow it up

If I die, delete my browser history.

ok dude ill publish ur browser history w/e you want buddy

I hate you.

love u 2 buddy 4 life

[and a couple hours later-]

i cant find the last book

[ It's a long minute before he responds. ]

Are you sure?

70% sure

[which means he hasn't asked for help looking for it and probably won't]

[ you're too obvious, Wally. ]

Okay, fine. I'll live without it. What about the others?

do u doubt me son
did i just hear some doubt come outta your mouth

I heard 70% come out of yours.

touch

dammit phone i meant touche

Go touche yourself.

SILENCE

ill be home in a couple minutes clean up any blood and hide the bodies

Wait, a couple like two or a couple like ten?

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