MASK OR MENACE IC INBOX

[runningstart]

WALLY WEST
"You've reached the personal voice mail of the Wall-man. The honor is yours! Leave your deets, I'll holla back atcha."
[ BEEP. ]

KID FLASH
"This is the contact for Kid Flash. If it's an emergency, call Robin; he'll know where I am. Otherwise, leave your info and I'll get you back ASAP."
[ BEEP. ]


[ voice | text | email | action ]

( Please specify in tag subject line if the contact is for Wally West or Kid Flash! )

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[alofts]

also i threw your laundry out in the backyard. now you will learn.

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[lyingheart]

... He's actually used that bat on you?

SORTA NOT HERE/ACTION

[runningstart]

[SDKVJALSKDFJ.

Wally does come slinking back, but late that night in an effort to avoid the shit out of Levi. He'll just collect his clothes from the lawn (HE HATES THIS GUY) as quickly and quietly as possible. Hopefully he's an early to bed, early to rise type.]

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[alofts]

[ Guess who is a light sleeper after several years of hard military service- this guy. Some late hour rolls around and Wally could not have taken more then a few strides into the house (which was immaculately clean, thanks) before the kitchen light goes.

And there's Levi in his jammies drinking tea at the kitchen table. He looks at Wally and in the most deadpan voice, ]

Welcome home.

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[projectkr]

I've been living off of take-out and things that don't involve cooking. We definitely need to find someone who can cook, maybe we could pay them to cook for us. [He feels you, man. Ugh, no thanks. When someone starts eating them by the bagful, Conner's not keen to keep count.]

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[vaccination]

[Someone's practicing their texting. Sorry, Wally.]

have u ever tried to eat a clock??? its very time consuming

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[runningstart]

Well-

...no. But I wouldn't put it past him to try!

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[lyingheart]

Old drunkard complainer.

[ She says, gesturing to Wally. ]

His legitimate threats aren't going to be focused on you. Especially not if you get out of that place.

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[runningstart]

[Wally squawks and drops his laundry before scowling and bending over to pick it up.]

Real cute, dude. Aren't you missing something? A bottle of cooking sherry, your hair in curlers?

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[alofts]

If you think this is the part I dent your skull with a rolling pin and tell you I was worried to death- you'll be sorely disappointed.

[ Levi glares over the rim of his mug. ]

But if you do want to have clothes by tomorrow, then I suggest taking a right to the laundry room.

[runningstart]

WHY WOULD YOU

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[runningstart]

I'm spending like 90% of what I earn on food already, dude. I dunno who I'm gonna pay to cook. [Wally grabs Conner's sleeve and turns into a clothing store. Try not to get an entire rack of the same shirt again, pal.]

[vaccination]

wHAT

[runningstart]

dont 'what' me u know what u did

[vaccination]

did u hear about the guy who had his left side cut off???
hes all right now

[runningstart]

SO YOU DID IT AGAIN YOU HORRIBLE PERSON

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[runningstart]

I dunno; when he gets that thing out and taps it on his shoulder while staring right at me, the threat seems pretty legitimate. [Wally shrugs and shoves another cupcake in his mouth.] But yeah, I'm gonna seriously look into moving out. [With Robin in tow, obviously.] You live up in NC, right? Is it nice up there? Snow in the winter?

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[runningstart]

Thank you, I was gonna do that anyway. I'm lazy, I'm not stupid. [A point that could be argued! Wally stomps back into the laundry room.]

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[lyingheart]

I wouldn't know from experience, I've only been here since what month... May? No, the end of April. But people do talk about snow in the winter.

[ She shrugs, picking up the front of her hoodie and holding it off her chest. The air conditioned air that slips in feels nice. ]

It's less humid, gets more rain. I like the thunderstorms. I hear tornados hit every so often... not where I am, but elsewhere. I hadn't heard of those before now. Or hurricanes, as a matter of fact. Aside from the Hornet issue, Nonah's not a bad city to be near.

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[runningstart]

[Snow, yes. Wally doesn't think he can survive without snow in the winter, it's just unheard of.]

What's the Hornet issue? [He leans forward, resting his chin in his hand.]

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[lyingheart]

[ She lifts her eyebrows. Really? ... Okay, so she does need to adjust her expectations of what people pay attention to, she knows that, but it still keeps taking her by surprise. ]

Did you pay attention to much of Holiday's communication with us a few weeks ago? The Hornets are native heroes. or former ones - people who aren't fond of outsiders being the tools used to shape their world. They're responsible for the monorail incident in Nonah, which was... well. When you were here before.

[ Things she pays attention to and never brings up until they're relevant: a case study. ]

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[projectkr]

Shame that we don't have Batman's credit card anymore. [Which...how does that even work? How does a masked hero get a credit card? Does he have to sign for it as The Batman?]

Did they stick you with a part-time job too? If they did, you could always get a full-time one.

[vaccination]

DID WHAT

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[runningstart]

[no he did not really pay attention]

Wait, you knew me before?

[runningstart]

yesterday i ate some food coloring. doc said i was okay but i feel like ive dyed a little inside