MASK OR MENACE IC INBOX

[runningstart]

WALLY WEST
"You've reached the personal voice mail of the Wall-man. The honor is yours! Leave your deets, I'll holla back atcha."
[ BEEP. ]

KID FLASH
"This is the contact for Kid Flash. If it's an emergency, call Robin; he'll know where I am. Otherwise, leave your info and I'll get you back ASAP."
[ BEEP. ]


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( Please specify in tag subject line if the contact is for Wally West or Kid Flash! )

Comments

[performance]

Okay. Okay. Let's just do it this afternoon.
Let's get something responsible that gets good gas mileage and paint flames on the side.

[runningstart]

flaming lightning bolts

and we can weld our own hood ornament on lets find something in the kitchen

[performance]

Okay, but I'm preemptively vetoing the blender.

[runningstart]

HOW DARE YOU

i wanted to name it the dicer
how can i do that without a blender on the hood

[performance]

We could always use the Magic Bullet instead.

[runningstart]

but then wed have to name the car bullet or something

plus like
a magic bullet when u got a blender

thats like putting a calico on ur hood instead of a panther

[performance]

Or calling yourself Robin instead of Eagle.

[runningstart]

or calling yourself KID flash instead of something like

idk like something that would continue to be serviceable past puberty

[performance]

You're a Man Flash now, Wally.
Unfortunately, that has a different implication.

[runningstart]

flash man

and you can be

albatross

[performance]

Talking up my impressive wingspan isn't going to get that blender on the hood of the car any sooner, KF.

[runningstart]

DANG IT

ok what about the toaster

[performance]

... Yeah, okay.
I can agree to the toaster.

[runningstart]

and then we can call the car

THE TOASTER

[performance]

And when we pass people we can yell
YOU JUST GOT TOASTED!

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get BACK on the curb before you get R O A S T E D

[performance]

I like this, dude, I like this, we have the beginnings of a rap.

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u feelin it grayson r u feelin it

[performance]

I've never been more ready for anything in my entire life.

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ok u work in the next verse of our awesome song that we of course are going to record for this roadtrip

im going 2 the bank be back in a

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second

[performance]

OMG Man Flash, don't do this to me.

[runningstart]

i gotta listen to my heart albatross

[performance]

Don't make me do double duty on bad puns.

[runningstart]

youre gonna have to have SOMEthign to do on this roadtrip