MASK OR MENACE IC INBOX

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WALLY WEST
"You've reached the personal voice mail of the Wall-man. The honor is yours! Leave your deets, I'll holla back atcha."
[ BEEP. ]

KID FLASH
"This is the contact for Kid Flash. If it's an emergency, call Robin; he'll know where I am. Otherwise, leave your info and I'll get you back ASAP."
[ BEEP. ]


[ voice | text | email | action ]

( Please specify in tag subject line if the contact is for Wally West or Kid Flash! )

Comments

[khajidont]

Hey you started it with all that cradle robbing talk

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oh wait now that i think about it we should probably forgo the plaque thing

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i mean after all

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ur gonna b a dentist

[khajidont]

Ughhhhhhh

[khajidont]

I'm gonna put the curse of the dentist on you for that one. You're now doomed to a year of dreams about your teeth falling out

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HAHAHAHA

what is that some nerdy version of curse of the mummy

ill just get gold dentures ill rock that

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okaaaayyyy ok ok ill tell him

thx for talking to him

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chyeah im gonna lift

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those brownies up to my face

[khajidont]

Would you rather me curse you with root canals as far as the eye can see? Cuz I can do that.

and don't bother with gold dentures unless you bedazzle them. I want to see your initials in your two front teeth

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forget that im gonna get alternating gold and platinum so my front teeth spell out a huge W

[performance]

Oooh Speedbump.
You're gonna have the most shredded brownie abs.

[khajidont]

No do a W on every tooth so that the teeth that spell out the W also say W

C'mon when you go with a theme you've got to go with it all the way. It's in our job description

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ew thats so tacky [BUT APPARENTLY NOT THE OTHER THING???? OK]

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No problem.

[khajidont]

Never let tacky stop you from dental modifications. Shoot for the moon.

The ugly, ugly moon

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jaime pls

anything that goes into this face will become beautiful just by association

[khajidont]

Even that donut forehead thing?

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did i stutter i meant EVERYTHING AND ANYTHING

im gorgeous

[khajidont]

I'm sorry for doubting your good name and status as hot stuff

you should go do self esteem lectures at all the local schools. Just tell them to tell everyone else they're gorgeous and they'll be set for life

[runningstart]

u have to find ur inner vanity

maybe u will find it someday dude
maybe thats what will make ur protobeard evolve into a goatee

[khajidont]

I'm happy with my level of vanity thank you

but I'm not seeing any beard growing on you

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i dont need it

[khajidont]

True

Handlebar mustache + muttonchops might be more your thing

[Hey, if one DC redhead can do it...]