MASK OR MENACE IC INBOX

[runningstart]

WALLY WEST
"You've reached the personal voice mail of the Wall-man. The honor is yours! Leave your deets, I'll holla back atcha."
[ BEEP. ]

KID FLASH
"This is the contact for Kid Flash. If it's an emergency, call Robin; he'll know where I am. Otherwise, leave your info and I'll get you back ASAP."
[ BEEP. ]


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( Please specify in tag subject line if the contact is for Wally West or Kid Flash! )

Comments

text | for wally

[boobwindow]

Hiya.

[ Guess who's back. Back again. ]

[runningstart]

KAREN

WOULD U STOP VANISHING PLS U R LIKE A GHOST SHIP UR GONNA GIVE ME GRAY HAIRS

[boobwindow]

Take it up with the Porter. This is the second time it's cut into my summer.

[runningstart]

you better believe im gonna take it up with the porter
me and my fists are gonna have a conversation with the damn thing

[boobwindow]

Don't hurt yourself in the process.
How's it been? I heard about the bizarre future/past hallucination a bunch of imPorts experienced.

[runningstart]

oh yeah that

be glad you missed THAT trauma im p sure all of us need therapy now

yknow im getting distressingly used to crazy mass hallucinations and brainwashing happening with no explanation

did that happen a lot before too

[boobwindow]

Not that it didn't happen back home, but it would be nice if it wasn't a recurring theme here.
You alright?

[runningstart]

oh yeah im fine

are YOU alright i mean you DID vanish and all its kinda disorienting remembering all that junk at once

[boobwindow]

It was a bit at the start, but I'm good now.
I didn't go home so it was a literal fast-forward into the future.

[runningstart]

wait seriously

the same thing happened 2 bart
hes kind of upset about it i think

[boobwindow]

I'm not so torn up about it for once, but my situation is probably different from Bart's.
Think he'll be okay?

[runningstart]

i dunno hes just being weird about it

could u talk to him since it happened to you
he might just need someone to rant to about it i think hes mad cause it doesnt make time travel sense

[boobwindow]

I can do that. Want me to leave out your name if he asks or you alright with me being upfront with him?

[runningstart]

what

no its fine b like Wally noticed you wigging out about this thing that happened to me too

its fine idc he knows ppl talk about him

[boobwindow]

... in a good way or bad?

[runningstart]

in all ways i think

have u noticed we talk about each other a lot
whats up with that

[boobwindow]

We are a gossipy bunch.
Are you saying you talk about me to other people, though?

[runningstart]

yeah def

dont worry nothing personal mostly just about how hot you are

[boobwindow]

Don't objectify me in your private conversations.

[runningstart]

i dont objectify you!!! i talk about how cool and strong and confident u r and then also throw in that ur bangin hot

its 100% bragging all pluses included

[boobwindow]

That IS objectification, Wally!

[runningstart]

WELL ITS NOT LIKE I COULD TELL THEM UR UGLY THAT WOULD B LYING!!!

[boobwindow]

I'm going to GO NOW.
And talk to Bart. If you want you can give him a heads up so he isn't caught off guard.

[runningstart]

okaaaayyyy ok ok ill tell him

thx for talking to him

[boobwindow]

No problem.